Monday, March 21, 2011

Lawak lg..


sebenarnya nk hapdet blog..tp lom ader masa yg sesuai..
pe kata layan dulu lawak2 sengal + megong2 ala ala manjer neh..


 


Durex vs Whisper

Durex condom says to Whisper pad
“when u work, I lose business for seven days.”
Whisper replies
“If u fail to work once, my business stops for 9 month!”


Pakcik dan Tandas Wanita
 

Seorang pakcik tersilap masuk toilet, termasuk kat dlm toilet wanita. Wanita2 yg ada kt dalam tandas semuanya menjerit ‘NI UNTUK PEREMPUAN JE PAKCIK’. Pakcik tu selamba je turunkan seluarnya sambil berkata ‘NI PON UNTUK POMPUAN JUGAK’.


Kalo binatang ada facebook… agak-agak apa status mereka…??

Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih…
Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…
Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!
Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh!…
Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu
Kucing Betina: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”
Ayam : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa…
Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa
Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap … baru beli videocam baru …
Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!
Tikus: Operasi malam ni… selongkar kitchen kabinet… sape nak ikot?




Sunday, March 6, 2011

5 Thing Don't Do While Sleep.........

1) DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed
for a long time, it might have adverse effects
on your health.

2) DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near
you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use
phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone
as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including mobile phone and
television sets emit magnetic waves when used.

These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous
system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile
phone near you, switch it off first.

3) DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin
problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up
will cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also
need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

4) DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that
wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher
risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed
without it.

5) DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE/HUSBAND
You may never wake up again!!!! wakakaka........